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..:: Zona del Humor ::..

Respuestas destacadas

Como va a ser de los simpsons si no es amarillo el tio? xD

Heskey vs Messi xD

Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has

Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0.

Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0.

Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it.

Heskey undoubtedly has a larger cock than Messi.

Heskey is black, Messi isn't.

Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10.

Emile's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi'......s don't.

Heskey's bitch is sexier than Messi's bitch.

Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a twat.

Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi.

Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile.

Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has.

Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi.

Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't.

Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has.

Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man.

Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta.

Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona.

Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter).

Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi.

Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.

Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.

Heskey has had shit managers such as Alex Mcleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola

Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't.

Como va a ser de los simpsons si no es amarillo el tio? :biggreen

Tenés razón

En realidad quería decir otra serie (tipo Family Guy, American Dad, etc) pero la única que recordaba era Los Simpsons

Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.

:mrgr:

tremendos

Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.

Heskey undoubtedly has a larger cock than Messi.

y éste es discutible

Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has.

es que heskey nunca jugó en La Liga, salame xD

Dejo otros carteles :mrgr:

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Me ha matado el de San Pedro.

Editado por antoniodavid96

El mejor disfraz del mundo para carnaval

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hay que ser un hijode.........para ponerse ese disfraz :mrgr:

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